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princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

Purposefully*

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;)